Both my parents have pools 

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My mom has one of those annual pools

Like, the kind that break or gets lost in a pile over the winter 

Typical trash

You know: To have a lot of things that just kinda stack up 

 

But my dad...

My dad has one of those in-the-ground pools 

Smooth concrete, temperature control, waterslide, ambient lighting, decorative fountain, salt water, infinity edge, coral motifs, sparkle bottom, high performitivity, high visibility. 

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Doesn’t know how to swim though…never learned.

Which is funny because he’s drowning in cash! 

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Now THAT’s class!!