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Parent's Pool

Performance, workshop led by Julian Weber



Kayla Elrod 

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Both my parents have pools 

My mom has one of those annual pools

Like, the kind that break or gets lost in a pile over the winter 

Typical trash

You know: To have a lot of things that just kinda stack up 


But my dad...

My dad has one of those in-the-ground pools 

Smooth concrete, temperature control, waterslide, ambient lighting, decorative fountain, salt water, infinity edge, coral motifs, sparkle bottom, high performitivity, high visibility. 

Doesn’t know how to swim though…never learned.

Which is funny because he’s drowning in cash! 

Now THAT’s class!! 

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